J.R.R. Tolkien writing Elvish, 1968.
Hands down, my favorite reoccurring joke.
Calvin and Hobbes forever! :DYou forgot this one XD
The american sex education system.
You dont even know how true that statement really is…
there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr
that is the reason in case any of you were confused
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
|—||Sylvia Plath (via cluts)|
Disney Characters in all shapes and sizes:)
(not my photos)
Happy birthday to Walt Disney. Born December 5, 1901, Chicago, IL
"War never changes."
#this is so much better than i thought it would be #AND HE DROPS HIS LAPEL MIC BLESS